Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Imperial Purples and Lighnin' Storm Accused!

by Guido de Groot 
In an unprecidented closed board meeting of the ruling body of the VBC charges of 'bringing the game into disrepute' have been brought against the Imperial Purples and Lightnin's steam bloodbowl teams for not playing the League Final match in a timely manner.
   The VBC has decread that the two finalists much play their game within one week or forfiet not only the league (leaving third place runners up San Pedro Rams as league champions) but also they would both lose 5 positions on the divional ladder (both being asided joint 6th place).

Doomtown Rats 1 – 2 Labyrinths

by Juno lister
   This the second match in this unusual all skaven competition. The Rats kicked off the first half but soon won the ball back, but for some awful ball handling by Gordon Zola they would have fired into an early lead instead they dropped like flies under the extreme ferocity of the Labyrinths blocking. Just come out of retirement due to the complete battering the Labyrinths took last season they looked the part and on the 35th minute Finger  capitalised on a Gordon Zola dropped ball to score a touchdown for the Labs. From the restart the Rats were off like bullets with Ellie Dunn steaming into the Labs half only to be met by Labs' Speedy who in one mighty thump sent Dunn to the ground .He never moved again as he was dragged from the pitch it was evident that he was dead. The first half ended on that note for the aptly named Doom Town Rats
   The second half started spritely for the Rats and they were soon back into the Labs half, Captain Bob Smelldoff led the charge which ended in Zola redeeming himself shaking off two Labs as he finished his run to the line to score the equaliser on the 60th minute. The game looked like it was going to end in a draw and with seconds left Smelldoff found himself in possession of the ball unprotected. He went to throw the ball upfield to get it well out of danger but he fluffed it and the ball trickled a few paces away from him, Labs' Jerry picked up the ball and with the referee putting his whistle to his mouth he unleashed a throw as he dashed forward and there in the endzone stepped Mighty catching the ball cleanly as the whistle for the end of the match sounded…..the Labs had done it 2-1 …what a finish. The Rats sunk to their knees what a disaster Skritters challenge looks like it's hotting up

Sunday, 17 April 2011

ENDZONE - Latest Ladder Standings

Position
Team Coach
1
TBA
2
TBA
3
San Pedro Rams BC
4
Killed Kenny Goreboarz PD
5
Solace PA
6
Taurelin Panthers DC
7
Herd of Ikx DC
8
Bloodfest Sisterhood SF
9
Valroma City BC
10
Killer Flamingos BC
11
Creeds Assassin SF
12
Valroma United BC
13
Eisenport Pirates DC
14
Black Bay Dragons BC
15
Da Highland Flings BC
16
Harbards Heroes DC
17
Demons of Destruction SF
18
Eastend Skunks AF
19
Verdant Dryads AF
20
The Apocaolypts PD
21
Doomtown Rats BC
22
The Scurvy Swabs PA
23
The Indigo Park Spriggans BC
24
La Madam's Wanderers BC
25
The Thunderbirdz DC
26
Thor's Ice Giants PA
27
Darksun All-Stars SF
28
The Hounds of Iskandar BC
29
Kizsam's Demons SF
30
Red Rhinos AF

ENDZONE - New Teams Step Onto The Ladder

Two new teams have entered the league, setting foot on the first rungs of the ladder.
Kizsam's Demons (amazons) challenged the Red Rhinos (orcs).
Amber Storm (blitzer) and Demina Sky (thrower) scored touch downs for the Demons
Final Score
Kizsam's Demons 2 - 0 Red Rhinos

Not to be outdone by a bunch of gurlz the orc challenged them to a rematch but luck was not on their said again and they were soundly beaten once more! Not a very glorious start and I am pretty sure the other orc teams will be sniggering in their beer...
 Amber Storm (blitzer) and Lilith Stardust (linewoman) scored the touchdowns.
Final Score
Red Rhinos 0 - 2 Kizsam's Demons

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Purples Win the Kings Kup !

by Guido de Groot
The Eisenport Pirates plays host to the Imperial Purples as they defended the Kings Kup. 
   The last time these two dwarf teams met was in the inaugeral Kings Kup and the pirates won but they got a severe beating in the process, the effects of which they were still suffering today, several players still sporting injuries from that game.
   The Purples were favourites the Pirates suprised them as they were no push overs and the whole first half was taken up with a violent pitched battle all along the line of scrimage wit the Purples coming off the worse in the injuries stakes!
   Coming out for the second half the Pirates come out looking pretty confident, perhaps too confident infact and following an intercepted throw by the Pirates the Purples made a break for it and Khama Zhan scored the only touch down of the match. The Pirates couldn't come back from that as the Purples put the pressure on.
   The Imperial Purples deservedly take the Kings Kup home with them and the Pirates I think secretly considered themselves lucky to come off better than their last meeting and only ceeding one goal.

Khama Zhan scores for the Imperial Purples to take the Kings Kup

Valroma Herald Buys Rights to Endzone!

by Ras Bulba
   In a dramatic move early this morning the Valroma Herald has announced it has obtained the rights and all assests of Endzone magazine.
   We at the Herald are delighted to be the proud new owners of Endzone and vow to continue bringing blood bowl coverage to the people. We welcome today into our ranks all the former staff reporters of the sadly burned out publication.
   We staunchly deny the acusation from some quarters that there has been any foul play in obtaining the rights and we will prosecute to the full extent of the law anyone publicaly making claims linking us the the tragic fire of the Endzone offices!

Endzone Office In Flames

by Ras Bulba
   The building belonging to the prestigous Endzone Magazine went up in a blazing fire late last night!
The offices in Valroma City have been closed with no copies of the paper appearing on the news stands for some weeks now causing much speculation as to why.
   Is this the end of a blood bowl institution? That is uncertain at the time, the owners Harbadia Holdings have declined to comment on the future or the reasons for the closer.