What’s unusual about that I here you all ask? Well the mother is a goblin and the father an ogre. The happy couple, Ms Hellova Bigasch and Mr Hawz Inotsplitzengobz, met about two years ago at a function to improve ogre and goblin relations. It was love at first sight . The baby who they have named Kraksplitz was born last night weighing in at 5 stone which is a modern miracle considering that Ms Bigasch only weighed three stone before she was pregnant. Mother and baby were doing fine.
A spokesperson for the Goblin Ogre Relations League said last night
“we are delighted although somewhat gobsmacked about this occurrence we only wanted ogres to stop treading on goblins for fun in our high streets!“
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