by Juno Lister
Large Scale condemnation has rained down on Zhufburg bloodbowl team and The Imperial Purples after they seriously injured San Pedro Rams favourite blitzer Vincenzu. The incident took place at the final whistle of last night’s Premiership match at San Pedro where the purples were comfortable winners 0-2.
Vincenzu son of newly Elected Mayor of San Pedro, Karmenu Difsud-Conbici was mauled unnecessarily at the final whistle putting his bloodbowl career in jeopardy as he suffered horrific injuries including a shattered collar bone and shattered knee. We spoke with The San Pedrian premiere this morning as he left his son’s hospital bed.
“Eh, he is very injured in terrible pain, it happens in bloodbowl he knows de dangers but it didn’t have to happen like dis. The comments from de Purples coach are insulting eh? “ when asked would this effect Zhufburg /San Pedrian relations he said “ No, we do not have a relationship wid dees Dwarves so it won’t effect anyting...I will certainly not want anyting to do with zhufburg if dey do not condemn what happened to my son”
We have also had word from the Northern provinces that the Nordic Dwarves from the City of Heimdalha are outraged that their more southern cousins have shamed the Dwarf name and their bloodbowl team the Hammers have challenged the Purples to a King’s Kup eliminator. No word from our Capital City regarding this sporting incident that is rapidly turning into a political one. Purples coach Usuul Hammerstein was bullish this morning when accepting the Hammers challenge.
“Are you sure? Huu haaa !!! AAArrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh there’s going to be some serious head butting; did you see the state of the Eisienport Pirates after they played us?”
One thing’s for sure, this story is going to run and run.
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