by Lee Kee-Pen
The San Pedro Premiere has responded to yesterday's Zhufburg press release today. Questions have been asked of Karmenu Difsud Conbici as to what he and his administration were going to do to assist Zhufburg in tracking down what is thought to be operatives from the separatist group People’s Front of San Pedro. As Valromia's media awaited Difsud Conbici's press conference in Strada Vittorja in San Pedro we all expected that from the word go that Difsud Conbici was distancing himself and the good folk of San Pedro from The Peoples' Front of San Pedro but what was to follow was a revelation and a credit to the fine team of San Pedrian Guards that were investigating this unsavoury incident. "As dee leader of dis fine city, I instigated an enquiry into dee underground movements of Dee Peoples Front of San Pedro and dere involvement into dee Zhufburg bombs. We now know who did it. Dee suspect has been on dee run for a few weeks now. Yes... Padre Hilario disappeared before dee bombings he also tried to blow up a San Pedrian guard a few weeks ago. He is still nowhere to be found our sources say he is dee Zhufburg bomber. We will hunt for him and bring him to justice for the crime he has committed. It is wid great regret dat a San Pedrian man of dee cloth could do such a ting. Our Guards are hunting high and low across Valromia for dis fugitive. If seen do not approach he is very dangerous ta! Call dee guards. Wanted posters are going up all over Valromia as we speak"
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