It has emerged that The Zhufburg King asked Herr Hammerstein to play the game with them upstarts Heimdalha Hammers, so as to keep the populace mind away from the senseless & unwarranted violence and Carnage at the hands of San Pedrian terrorists. The King has also asked The San Pedro premier Karmenu Difsud Conbici that in view of all the commerce that goes between the 2 cities, especially since Zhufburg is one of the largest importers of El Pedro - Qarrabaghli Wine, Doc & El Xawwato – San Pedro Bajtar tax-xewk soothing cream, the perpetrators of these atrocities must be brought to justice in the usual & highly effective San Pedrian murtal up the anus way.
On a positive note The Shroom market is back in business , hardship is a Zhufburg way of life . Herr Shroom – famous Shroom burger bistro needed a facelift anyway & will open soon with newer items on the menu. Zhufburg authorities have finished sifting through the evidence & soon they will shed light on their findings. Everything in the Zhufbarites authority is being done to avert War. It is not good for anyone. A posthumous cremation ceremony ( luckily for the donkey) is being held for the poor donkey that got blasted sky high by the Friends of the Ass – animal lovers group. Lots of pickled hay bars will be for sale for this philanthropic event. Please support them.
There has been no response from Valroma City officials regarding the deaths of its citizens caught up in the blast.
As always Smile.:)
Hilda Von Krause
The “Widna” Gossiper
Ostburg City
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